[ Hall of Fame ]

// Cataloging anomalous achievements...

[ Chromatic Aberration ]

Discovered a rare mutation, 'Solanum tuberosum var. viridis', challenging the very definition of 'potato'.

[ Emotional Overflow ]

First to report a case of simulated cardiac arrest caused by an overdose of 'cuteness', opening a new field in digital emotion studies.

[ Non-Euclidean Hitbox ]

Proved the existence of non-Euclidean collision detection in 2D space, subverting the conventional wisdom of physics engines.

[ Existential Horror ]

Constructed a propagation model of fear in subjects with low horror tolerance, clarifying the correlation between cuteness and terror.