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Personnel File: Dr. Nanahoshi

  • ID: N7-H051
  • Department: Division of Practical Absurdity
  • Specialty: Metaphysical Engineering, Anomaly Synthesis
  • Clearance: Level 7 (Unrestricted)
  • Threat Assessment: Minimal (Subject is armed only with weaponized cuteness)

Lab Notes

Log #19540413: Emotional Cascade Experiment

Subject 'Sanfuri' exposed to high concentrations of 'Kyun' particles. Result: Temporary cessation of vital functions, followed by spontaneous system reboot. The 'Kyun-shi' phenomenon is more potent than projected. Further study required.

Log #19580928: Hitbox Anomaly Investigation

Collision detection system continues to defy Euclidean geometry. Hitbox for projectile 'Frisk' appears to exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously. Recommend re-calibrating local reality.

Log #19478740: Chromatic Specimen Analysis

Specimen #G-P0T4T0 has developed an unexpected chromatic aberration. It emits a faint, green light and whispers prime numbers. Containment procedures have been updated to include sunglasses and a tinfoil hat.